LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/12/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/12/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-19-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-4-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-4-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@logen9f21-2
@servelle23-4
@henruc25-6
@subidu27-8
@h4rr1s19
@ieronimus210-11
@efmm212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@amaari117
@astramar218-19
@zionic.leo220-21
@astym222-23
@anonyvoter124
@svanbo225-26
@manuvert227-28
@cursephantom129
@savvytester130
@holovision.cash131
@edgerik132
@iceledy233-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 1 which belongs to our lucky winner:

logen9f
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@logen9f, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Hope that @svanbo, @astramar, and @astym (among everyone else interested in the raffle) join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

I joined but I missed the post from 4.09, so I had to burn 1 !LOLZ
!INDEED

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Whenever you miss burning 2 LOLZ on any given 24-hour period, it is oftentimes a good idea (depending on the time) to burn 1 LOLZ as soon as you return to Hive and another 1 LOLZ on the next LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤓😏 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

@astym, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Cast thy burden upon the Lord, and he shall sustain thee. - Psalm 55:22"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Congratulations on the winner in the lottery from 04.14
!LOLZ
!MEME

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Thanks for congratulating my 32 LOLZ win from the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎 Hope that you (and @astym and @iceledy) too win soon! 🤗😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

@astramar, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Every day is a new chance to change the world with kindness."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

!LOLZ

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
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!lolz

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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(1/6)
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!lolz

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

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!lol

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

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thank you!
!lolz
!BBH

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
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!lolz
!PIZZA

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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(2/10)
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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
logen9f tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester(2/5) tipped @astym
savvytester tipped astramar

Moon is coming - April 19th, 2025

!lolz

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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!LOLZ

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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!lolz

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!lolz

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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(4/6)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

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!LOLZ

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

!LOLZ
!BBH

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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!LOLZ

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

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(4/10)
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!lolz

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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!lolz

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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(2/10)
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Another !LOLZ for burning. !PIMP

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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!LOLZ 🤣

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
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!lolz

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
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Congrats @logen9f
!MEME
!LOLZ

!LOL