LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/25/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/25/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-2-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-17-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-17-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@astramar22-3
@yeckingo114
@ieronimus25-6
@servelle27-8
@h4rr1s19
@efmm210-11
@savvytester212-13
@edgerik114
@amaari215-16
@subidu217-18
@henruc219-20
@anonyvoter121
@manuvert222-23
@zionic.leo224-25
@astym126
@holovision.cash127
@irvet228-29
@akiraymd130
@iceledy231-32
@middle-earthling233-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@amaari, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

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Good to see @svanbo, @astym, @astramar, and @iceledy all were able to participate on the previous !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !HOPE

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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!lolz

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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!lolz

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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!lol

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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!lol

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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!lolz

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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!lolz

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

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!lolz

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

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!lolz

!lolz

!LOLZ

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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!LOLZ

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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!LOLZ

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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!LOLZ

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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!LOLZ

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

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!LOLZ

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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!LOLZ to burn

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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!lolz

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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!lolz

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

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!lolz

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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!LOLZ !PIMP

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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Burning !LOLZ again

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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!LOLZ

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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!LOLZ

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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!LOLZ !HUG

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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!LOLZ

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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!LOLZ

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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!LOLZ

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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!LOLZ

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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!LOL

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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Thank you so much for the !LOLZ! ❤️
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!PIZZA 🍕

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My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@amaari(2/15) tipped @lolz.burner

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Congrats @amaari
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What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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!LOL

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

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